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Today in sour grapes: La. secession petition

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Written by Walter Pierce

A Slidell man identified merely as “Michael E” has submitted a petition to the White House’s website asking that the feds “[p]eacefully grant the State of Louisiana to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government.”

Yeah, let’s give that a try. We’re just the second-poorest state in the union with an unhealthy, morbidly obese and obscenely under-insured population and, like virtually all red states, get more in federal assistance than we pay in federal taxes, but we should definitely go it alone because, well, because job creators and stuff.

At last count nearly 300 people including dozens from Acadiana had signed the online petition. The black, possibly Muslim, definitely socialist president will respond when it reaches 25,000. So get busy, wingnuts! Click here to join the insanity.



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written by Michael A. Moss , November 10, 2012 - 07:54 am
It must be the roadkill they eat that causes a case of the dumb ass!
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written by Ciano Leal , November 11, 2012 - 11:58 am
Its a dog gone shame that the poster boy for the state of louisiana's citizenery reaction to the bitter conclusion of the recent national election is pictured as a backwards yo-yo who does not button his shirt...nevah mind the fact that he is probably using a pseudo moniker for fear he will be knocked off the couillion check list. A thousand dollars to a Meche's donut he is neither registered to vote in Louisiana, or a true blooded Cajun, this has the foot print of a Barbour gopher. Ahhhhhhhhh !
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written by Ciano Leal , November 11, 2012 - 02:09 pm
They arrived, their bags bulged with their personal vanity's Those philophers, that intelligensia, smug and confident that nothing would ever change. Or so they thought.
But in time all must change, all must come to meet its end. Eternity is but a dream, with nary a chance of any moment relived. We shall all be judged, the believers and the non believers. Akin the second hand on the clock a passage not noticed by any one, just you and I. Now the time has come for it all to end. As each is called by name, I wait my mind racing, filled with fearful thoughts. And that one, the smug one who believes he has eluded fate. He screams, I'll not accept the date.
But as for me, too late, I will not teach these fools. The dolts, those clueless few.
It is not for me to teach them, nor for I to mold their thoughts, my tenure does not quite merit, I also missed my cue. We all know no one escapes his fate, " Real time is the true measure of that dreaded date.
Through maturity some will come to realise, surely just a few. And for those who claim the twain shall never meet, tis is just their wishful dream. I'll say this to all of you, from Alpha the beginning in finale comes Omega, in tow all those broken dreams.



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